Tweets

  • Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
  • girl: ....who?
  • me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*

taint3ed:

1hund:

suite-tee:

5thflo:

weeble15:

5thflo:

If ya girl not textin back she got some other nigga dick in her mouth

Or she might be doing something important..

Like tryna make another nigga cum

She could even just be sleeping 😴😴😴

with another nigga

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What’s it mean when a nigga ain’t texting back then? 

(via ruinedchildhood)

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(via nomadinmind)

ronaldkn0x:

this guy is listening to loud ass gospel music in the library and one of the workers asked him to turn it down and he said “YOU CANT TURN DOWN JESUS”

(Source: tachibanamakotos, via nomadinmind)

zakkiwu:

shauneezy:

stxxz:

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.

Black people probs

^^exactly.

(Source: whyallcaps, via blackgirlsrpretty2)

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

(Source: thiccthot, via middlefingerstuckonfuck)

nomadinmind:

Random guy: I’m what’s missing in your life.
Me: Then please go and get lost again.

Sexy isn’t always about boobs or butts. It’s the way you walk, the way you talk, and the way you think.

(Source: ispeakquotes, via blackgirlsrpretty2)

unpopuler:

people who can open cereal boxes perfectly are not to be trusted 

(via ruinedchildhood)

caloriq:

im not attractive naturally im just decent looking at the right angle in the right light with the right makeup once in a while on a good day

(via middlefingerstuckonfuck)

refrgerator:

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

(Source: trashboat, via ruinedchildhood)