- Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
- girl: ....who?
- me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*
If ya girl not textin back she got some other nigga dick in her mouth
Or she might be doing something important..
Like tryna make another nigga cum
She could even just be sleeping 😴😴😴
with another nigga
What’s it mean when a nigga ain’t texting back then?
My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
this guy is listening to loud ass gospel music in the library and one of the workers asked him to turn it down and he said “YOU CANT TURN DOWN JESUS”
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.
Black people probs^^exactly.
waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
Random guy: I’m what’s missing in your life.
Me: Then please go and get lost again.
Sexy isn’t always about boobs or butts. It’s the way you walk, the way you talk, and the way you think.
im not attractive naturally im just decent looking at the right angle in the right light with the right makeup once in a while on a good day